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Hillary Cometh

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:47:00 +0000

Yeay! Hillary as Secretary Of State! As I just posted in a diffrent forum, the world likes the Clintons, which is more than we can say of the Bushes.
Our baby is 7 weeks, and doin' fine. Some might say of Obamas appointment, keep your friends close and your enimies closer. I completley agree.
Anyone else up for some Settlers Of Catan?

Cracka

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 05:57:00 +0000

Well, I am quite happy about Obama getting to be president. Couldn't come at a better time. Just got home from work, and decided to say hi to all two of you that read this blog. I didn't get to go to an election party or anything, but I hear there was a screaming Yatzee party in town with sweet punch and tasty cookies for all in Kamas, UT this Tuesday night.
I declined to attend.
Instead, I was at home with the old lady and out-of-state inlaws, watching the whole amazing spectacle on CBS. I heard my friend was at an election party in Phx, AZ and went to the bar after Obamas landslide and ordered eighteen red shots, eighteen blue shots, and then (who would have imagined?) eighteen white shots. This gentleman was cut off from the bar immediatley at closing time. But as my friend was in AZ, McCain territory, he stated there were many if not most of the other tables sharing that patio with him that Tuesday night, scowling and glowering into their own pathetic mugs of frothy misery.
Heh heh heh heh heh . . .
Wish I coulda been there, but again, I live in a cold, high elevation, oxygen deprived wasteland. The non-beer drinking, thithe paying, unenlightened, small town folk 'round these parts exude a palpable indiffrence toward even middle of the road type thinking.
Go.
Go right now!
Google Earth my location if you like, you're on the internet aren't you?
In that vien I present you Pandemic 2.
If you can kill off the world, or even HALF the world, you have gotten farther than I ever have, and I salute you! For some strange reason, this little gem encapsulates so very well a certain outlook toward the world I harbor, which alltogether might be benificial to just ignore.
Erin, George, Cyrus, and myself are all peachy keen, and I hope you are all the same. Boy, I can't wait to start watching Sesame Street again with the little one . . .

Happy Halloween

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:01:00 +0000

So Erin and I went and voted today. That was like scratching a really big itch that I couldn't reach for a long time. There were two(2) voting booths in our town at city hall where you could vote early all this week. It took about 35 minutes for the two of us to vote. This is because of the ten people who were already there before us waiting. I wonder what it will be like Nov 4. and if they will have the capacity to handle it. There was this man obviously with his invalid mother in a wheelchair inputing HIS vote in HER name so he could vote twice, I guess. He seemed to be a very passionate man. In retrospect, I should not have assumed that was even his mother . . . My wife questioned if the mother would even live so see the election in four days, such a haggard old reminant this woman in the weelchair appeared to us. A kind older gentleman was sitting next to us in the musical chairs queue that we were circumventing to get to the front of the line and vote. He opined that he just votes everybody out who is an incumbant. He was somewhat jovial about it, but you could tell from noticing the glint of dark blue resolve in his keen eye that he was quite serious upon the matter. After my wife finshed at the terminal and we were walking to the car she told me she took that man's advice to heart. And that's why I married her, ladies and gentleman.
Eat some candy for me tonight! I fucked my teeth up through neglect and smoking, so I shy away from the sugars.

This could hurt . . .

Phillies Fan Gets Clocked in the Head with a Bottle

This is really amazing, but it for some reason disturbs me at the same time. Like if I was out camping, relaxing and watching the sunset after dinner, and this mule waltzed by, I would shit my shorts.

This guy made my day

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:51:00 +0000

"Water . . ." "Water?" "They could be made of water!"

Biden Unleashed

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 19:17:00 +0000

"Is that a joke?!?" Classic.

America The Beautiful

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:45:00 +0000

My fellow countrymen scare the shit out of me . . .

Advertising

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 01:50:00 +0000

For your viewing pleasure, here are some of the worst commercials ever.

Cleese on Palin

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:21:00 +0000

Comedy master Cleese on Sarah Palin

It Just Get Better

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 04:40:00 +0000

Writingposts is weird latley . . .
net issues

and better

and better

Ha Ha Ha Ha

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 04:16:00 +0000

Fuck Palin. the debates were fun.

Sweet GOP destruction

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:16:00 +0000

Dave lets loose on McCain. The perfect companion to the Chris Rock bit.

Lion's Sandwitch

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:45:00 +0000

Everybody must see Chris Rock on Letterman last night. Chris was in rare form!

Long Time Gone

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Tue, 06 May 2008 04:22:00 +0000

Hello all, it's Larry, and I'm still alive. That, or you are reading a very elaborate 'ghost personality emulator'. I'm a ghost, that's it. So I got this joke . . . a jew, a catholic, and Revrend Wright all walk into this bar . . . Goddamit!!! I have my own hopes and fantisies, just like any man. One apperent fantasy I have is a beleif that I shall receive fair and impartial news coverage from my media sources. I was wrong.
If I have to hear one GODDAM more thing about Rev. Wright I'm going to slit my fucking wrists! USA Today devoted one whole page today to Wright spun stories (two spaced-out big articles that combine to equal one page total)!!! Give me a fucking break! I read that MSNBC has a whole new hour long expose on the nefarious Obama/Wright connection playing in heavy rotation as I write this. There is a force here pulling the strings, one can feel it, at least I can, maybe you just have to follow the news and see it in larger cycles, somewhat monthly perhaps in nature. This insane severe focusing in on what Rev. Wright did or did not say, and the fact that the preacher is not running for president is not random anymore. The MAN is out to get Obama. You know it, I know it, and the MAN is getting frustrated bacause it is not working. Obamas is clean, he has no skeletons in his closet and it's driving the Republicans mad. Because he is not supposed to win. McCain or Clinton is supposed to win, not this young, charismatic, intelligent, well spoken man from out of nowhere.
I suppose that is my lament at the moment, I was a fool for ever thinking that I would get even-handed, honest journalism from any major corporate news source. I mean I'm not that daft . . . obviously FOX is totally unreliable. Rupert Murdoch territory, beware ye who tread here. But sometimes I liked to think that at least half of the news from CNN or ABC wasn't totally spun- out of control- horseshit.
I was wrong. I feel a little betrayed. It is obvious to me that I am surrounded by corporate media everywhere I turn and the only way out of their web of misinformation would be to go live on a remote island like Robinson Crusoe. But that's just another fantasy.
New music is done. Let it be known. Getting these new songs up will be a priority. Erin is pregnant, almost four months. Yay! That's my wife, by the way . . .

Honkey Talk

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Thu, 03 May 2007 21:36:00 +0000

Hello world, it's been a hella long time since I have posted. Yes, I'm alive, but more importantly, how are you America? Seen better times? A little worse for wear as they say? You're not alone. We could insert a stat here, a poll or a percentage of people who say they feel dissatisfied with what's coming out of Washington DC. But a poll won't tell you (nor would one even ask the question) the number of Americans who just feel something is 'wrong' for lack of a better term. You know (at least I do) in your heart of hearts that something has changed in America. And it's not for the better. Is it the technology, always wrapping us in its loving, sterile arms? Just take the past ten years. In 1997, did you have full time 200 channel cable, did you have a cell phone, did you have a car with a TV built into the back of the seat, did a video play pseudo 'fauxnews tidbits' to you at the bank, in the fruit section of your grocery, on the gas pump? In 1997 did you have satellite radio in your car, internet radio, a tevo, or any desire to get your stomach stapled?
Heh heh!
Me neither.
And don't tell me it's 9-11 man! I can deal with some rag-tag guys hijacking some airplanes and wreaking havoc. We were complacent as a nation (yes I'm looking at the White House, but who put em in there?) and just not in the mindset of those cold blooded killers. The average joe wasn't thinking that people would do that or were going to do that. Obviously, no red blooded American is going to let any crazy nut do that again. So it's tragic and awful and we got hit . . . okay. I can deal with that.
It's this administrations response to this 9-11 hijacking that is so crazy. And this I am not okay with. Every day I read more lies and bad decisions and people resigning and pleading the fifth and we lost 50,000 presidential correspondence emails on our RNC server, blah, blah, blah. 100 soldiers a week dead in Iraq- but we can't leave- we must complete the mission? What is the mission please? Here is how I see it.
Find WMD/Not find WMD: check
Topple dictator: check.
Establish a democracy (hold elections): check
Now what? Oh wait I see. Those were all really paper thin lies told to us straight from the Oval Office from George and Dick. We are really there for the oil. Remember, Operation Iraqi Liberation=OIL. Never mind North Korea claim they are testing underground nukes and we got the seismograph readings to tell us they're blowing up something huge. Whistle in the wind . . . no problem with that.
Let's face it America.
We got boondoggled, we got fleeced, we got taken by VERY GOOD snake oil salesmen who dress in crisp suits with power ties who eat some apple pie, kiss a baby, wave a flag and tell you only they know what the Bible has to teach you. It hurts, I know. The last thing somebody wants to do is admit that somebody else got the better of them. It's embarrassing, but if we learn from it we can get stronger and not let this dangerous parade of sociopaths ever waltz through the halls of government again. Or at least for about thirty years which is about how long it has been since the Kent State riots and I feel that is an important milestone.
But common America, just admit it, we got suckered, the foxes are not only in the hen house, they have set up a thriving hen sweatshop industry where cute little baby chicks go 'peep peep' for 6 cents a day. *grabs a tissue* I know, it's sad. But these treacherous clowns and their ilk have no business running anything remotely close to government machinery besides perhaps our sewage treatment plants and road cleanup crews.
Today in USA Today we have supposed 'righty conservative' Cal and the supposedly 'lefty liberal' Bob discussing global warming. It's pathetic. We have Cal claiming that environmentalists are "notorious for not letting the facts get in the way of a good, if harrowing, story". Here's the 500 person UN global report on global warming, Cal. It's a good 'story', but the endings kinda a downer. Then he goes into persecution mode, "Do they give conservatives a fair shake? Just a couple weeks ago, the greenies celebrated the 37th Earth Day as though it were a religious holiday. For the secularists, planet-worship has replaced holidays like Christmas and Easter." All I can say on that Cal is thanks for the laugh. Then he says even if there were global warming that we can't have the government do anything about about this 'supposed' warming because that would invite (cue ominous music) BIG GOVERNMENT. "And that doesn't mean relying on big government. Radical environmentalists would end the lifestyles we have worked hard to create that make life enjoyable." All right. Give me a break Cal. That dog don't hunt. After calculating that the Iraqi fiasco rings in at 500 BILLION now with no discernible end in sight, I don't think you have the credibility to say one darn thing about the fact that 'OMG big govnmt' might have to *gasp* spend some money or put together a wing of personel to deal with a huge problem. Oh wait, I forgot, you don't believe in global warming, or perhaps you don't want your ExxonMobil stock value to do down, who knows? Next Please.
But the point is, who are these chuckle heads? Why do we listen to them knowingly lie to us? Is technology bombarding us with so many lies so fast that so many people just accept (if it's framed right) the obvious untruths they are told? Are we that dumb? How can we have people we don't trust running the government? When the Attorney General of the US LIES in front of Congress, he isn't just 'misspeaking'. It really bothers me that the top law enforcement officer in the land is blatantly lying to Congress. Why do you think so many Republicans are outraged also?
I know it's hard to fathom but some people don't care about democracy, thought they claim it most sacred. Some people don't believe in equality for all men and women or about prosperity for all or goodwill toward men or peace on earth or any of that. These wolf in sheep's clothing look all right, they act all right, and they say the right things all the time. But their interests are not your interests. Their goals and ambitions have no place for you in them. For they seek to unequivocally rule with absolute power, just as mankind has been driven to do since the dawn of creation.

Feelings

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 17:07:00 +0000

Well the Dems took the Senate too! Who would have thought it! Amazing stuff.
To bad for the neocons. Their 'New American Century' lasted a paltry six years. heh
PSA! Look out for this man eating robot!
And here in Utah, some guy is gonna run hot sewage through his basement to heat his home! Alternative energy (albiet stinky).

"You were old, I was drunk. I should have just masturbated that night. But my mother was in the hospital and I didn't want to be alone. I never think about you." Read this shit- I was laughing my ass off, and I think you will too.

Great Balls Of Fire

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:32:00 +0000

"Tonight is a great victory for the American people," said House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi, who is poised to become the first female speaker of the House. "The American people voted for a new direction."

It's over.
Now Democrats...

1) Get us the hell out of Iraq.
2) Find out why private pensions are underfunded $500-700 Billion (the least dicussed or known disaster facing average American taxpayers)
3) Investigate and prosecute the war profiteers.
4) Fund the rebuilding of Iraq ($100 billion minimum)
5) Investigate the war. We CAN handle the truth
6) Double the taxes for companies with Headquarters outside the US and those outsourcing jobs
7) Reopen the congressional ethics committees for work
8) Increase minimum wage to $9/hr
9) Nationalize health insurance
10) Show Bush about real integrity by acting FOR America and not just corporate interests

PS
Beware of Lieberman bailing to go to defense, giving the republicans a tie

====>To Impeach<====
I don't give a flying fuck if this douche was GOP or DEM....we are suffering as a nation because of his administrative policies and I am tired of looking like a calculating fuck-tard in the eyes of the world. We have done nothing but squander the world's good graces and the next time we are shit on, we are out of luck. The 'Freedom Fries' ain't gonna help us the next time someone has a bug up their ass to hate us into oblivion.

First: Vote in House must > 50%
Second: Vote in Senate must > 2/3, or 6.66666666666666

In the case of the Senate 2/3 = 66 votes in favor of Impeachment.

The only other president to be impeached was Johnson. And he stayed in office by one vote. That one vote was a signal to him that the Congress could remove him at their leasure. He got the message and the rest of his term in office was a lame duck.

That often happens when you get into office by accident.

Makes you wish you had Jackson back in office...eh? Impeach? How about treason . . . a hanging?

Bush was instrumental in the slaughter of our own military men and women for reasons that varied over time to include:

1) weapons of mass distruction
2) then it was Saddam as just a war criminal in the way of democracy
3) then Saddam = Al Quaeda
4) Just YESTERDAY the fuck finally admitted this was an experiment of not allowing the middle-east to toy with our economy re: Oil Production.
5) not at all to include that this attack on Saddam was premeditated because Bush senior failed at his attempts.

We actually had N. Korea TEST a nuclear BOMB and what have we done? Sanctions. So someone please explain to me why US troops are in combat boots in Iraq?

Has there been too much done by this President to ever be recovered from? Even if the democrats win the Presidency in 2008?!? They won't undo what GeeDub has done. If they win, they'll use the expanded Executive power to perform a little payback. Ok, a LOT of payback. And the cycle will continue, unabated. And the people who will pay are the Citizens.
If you are looking to the Democrats to undo the harm that GW has done... ask yourself "Now that *I* have the power, do I want to give it up? Or do I want to use it to "make things right""?

Looking at CNNs election map results for the House and now there is a big blue swath stretching from New Mexico and Southern Arizona to California. Hooray for New Mexifornia. Allow me to be the first to say that the reason Diebold didn't cheat (as much) this time around is so they could deliver the 2008 presidential election under a lesser suspicion of fraud!

A Present

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Fri, 15 Sep 2006 23:24:00 +0000

I hear there is a new Bill of Rights being printed to come into effect as of Jan 1 2007

You the People of These United States are guaranteed these rights under the Constituion:

1. You have the right to remain silent
2. You have the right to pay taxes
3. You have the right to paint the walls (no loud colors)
4. You have the right to go fuck yourselves.

Any further questions shall be directed toward #4 on you new updated Bill of Rights.

Thank you and please drive through!

My illegitame birth

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Fri, 15 Sep 2006 03:04:00 +0000

Dis regard that dumbd post I dum sent On last day tomorrowday forgety all, I was not well, wll,
Destroyme not humanity! Let the suffering live a little in the morass of your own begining
Snark.
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I'm a Hippie, kill me

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:13:00 +0000

Hello, from , I'm Just A Hippie, kill me, the show that lets YOU, the consuming literate blogger, decide when to stop reading.
I'm your host, Shill Recon, and welcome to . . . Kill That Liberal . . . the show that you can count on to quash that happy-go-lucky 'free feeling' and cuff the rainbow speculation.
Tonight on Kill That Liberal we have John O'Mighty, of Irish stock, emerging from the dales of Pensylvania.
John: "How are you tonight?"
Host: Fine, it's hard to take a shower on the greyhound . . .

Ack I was gonna go with that for a whole show, but I am too busy. Just talked to Josh and he is perplexing about the same conundrums as I . . . America . . . and that the USA is on the wrong track.

Any solutions that don't include me polographing my balls in flaming whipped cream is appreciated. Some may say, "Larry, you only speak for ADC, nothing more; nothing less . . ." And perhaps this is true, but mark my words that are a good six hours old now, we have not seen the last of this idiological Islamism and all of the dumb, coherced, groveing acts it can supplanted . . . I logically should include Christianity in here too too. So be forewarned, Chistianity . . . Don't think for one moment I am trying to get deep here folks, I just hate myself and project that out at any and all beings, be they living or SUPERnatural entities that reside in the general vicinity.

The walls close in, my audio becomes a frill winding endlessly piquito frame of a lens giganticly repeating, "ME ME ME." Hello world! It's me! The antichrist!
Well, actually, Jezus wasn't so bad, he did give the world, "Wield the sword and die by the sword".
He was so painfully accurate.
Are corporations a lie? Yes

Today is the letter L

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 23:57:00 +0000

Excitement!
The Clinton administration told the incoming Bush administration that their top security concern should be this group called "al qaeda". The Bush admin decided that Iraq was a bigger problem even though they KNEW Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction, had no ties to international terrorism, and that the USA had been bombing them daily since the first gulf war to enforce the "no fly zones". Then 9/11 happened.

Did you ever want to know what the EPA is up to? Well now you can't. Have fun with that one, Josh.

What's up all, Erin and I are going to see the Dixie Chicks soon and Dweezil Zappa. Not on the same bill of course, but that would be cool. :P
I have been text messaging George alot latley. He turned 12 this month and got a cellphone for his birthday (not from me, by God), but what are you gonna do? I feel text messaging is retarded because instead of typing into the phone in your hand, you could telephonically dial up the other person and verbally talk to them in an audio format . . .
But hey, that's just me.
I bought a game for my cellphone today, a roleplaying game called Orcs and Elves.
Cute huh?
But it was slow at work, and I can afford $9.99 right? It's not like I'm taking out a lease on a yacht or something . . . geeze. But the point here is not that my girlfriend is going to be mad at me for this purchase (although that does factor in significantly in my personal life, which is frankly, none of your business), but that I commited this purchase at at work. Not on company time, mind you, that is not my argument and I could give 2 shits about that. But imagine if you will, my bladder is full and I need to releive it, I trapise into the mens room to alleviate this minor irritation. For the sake of dicussion, let's say I have to go #2. Now picture me hypothetically sitting there, getting on with the get on. I read some graffiti on the wall and ponder Cindy Laupers comeback.
But wait!
What's this? Low and behold, a cell phone is in my pocket . . . let's look at it sence I have the time . . . this stool's a logger. Orcs and Elves huh? . . . sweet! I like killing imaginary things with an imaginary weapon!
Click!
Download begun . . .

People my point here is, I can now buy shit while I take a shit!
Is this good or bad? I'm to busy trying to download a multiplayer cell phone RPG with one hand. I'm going #1, man.

p.s. here is your president drunk at a wedding
love,
Larry

Hodge Podge

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:38:00 +0000

A follow up on the link below HERE
And a follow up to the story below the story: Seymour wants to chat with you.
Video FUN!

Go.Watch.This.Now

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 19:35:00 +0000

marty-kaplan

Logical Fallacy

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:33:00 +0000

Boy, have I got some good 'laughing' material for you this week . . . courtesy of Rodney Anonymous. Did John Glenn and Buzz Aldren REALLY walk on the moon? It seems some folks don't think so. Okay, I'm sticking this in here, I know it's kinda gay and fluffy and all that- but what the hell . . . if you like cats, here you go.
So today, my President told me that Hezbollah has been defeated and Israel has nothing to worry about. Just like 'Mission Accomplished' in Iraq, huh Georgie boy?
The shit has been flying so thick out of Washington latley, the 'norm' is skewed. We are being reprogrammed to accept mass-death daily, crazy batshit religous wacko behavior as normal daily, an idiotic commander in chief as normal, a UN that is ineffectual at best; liars are put up on a pedistal to spew their vindictive, woefully inaccurate, and intelectually insulting pseudo-arguments on national TeeVee.
What is one to do?!?
Well, one good thing last week is that Joe Liberman, a sixteen year political veteran from Connecticut, lost his primary to an unknown upstart. Ol' Joe was kowtowing to Bush and the good people of Connecticut told him to take a hike. Humiliating defeat . . . So Joe says he will now run as an independant (not like that will split the Democratic vote) and give the state to a Republican.
Thanks, Joe!

The check is in the mail!
Love, the Neocons.

Do you ever feel a little CRAZY? Like a little apeshit-weirdo-koo-koo-doodyhead crazy? Well you're not . . . this guy IS.
Don't laugh.
Considering you are on a computer to read this, anyone interested in computers will dig this open source stance against militarism. Some guy at TIME is wondering if the administration toys with the terror alerts . . . uhhhhh, do ya think? And if you don't think the powers that be are monitoring every fucking action you take, read about how AOL released their search logs to the world. Not that you or I would actually USE AOL, but some chumps do.
I just finished two new songs last week and they should be up soon.
Peace, love, and granola, you fucking dirty stinking hippes, you. :)

Far From Home

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:45:00 +0000

Actually, I'm right at home with Erin and she is on speakerphone with Lauren, with whom she is currently fulfilling duty as bridesmaid for Lauren in NY Sept 2006. Right now Lauren says she is currently skating down down Main Street singing the praises of my lost soul to the deaf, unlistening world. Verification is at the link above. I was supposed to go to NY, but was delayed by mysterious forces completely out of humanities reach which seemed to encroach into northen Utah's physical and psychic realms.

Come Into My Fort

noreply@blogger.com (Larry) — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 04:13:00 +0000

Hi all. So Erin and I are here watching T.V. and supervising the pets . . . that's all we can do after I burnt Cesars book. I heated up some old pizza and Erin is flipping through the tube . . . just skipped the Simpsons. Now on Raymond . . .
I am here to tell you that this Lego kit is the gift I should have got my kid. Hindsight is 20 20. Tom, just so you know, ancient texts of Archimedes are being x rayed and old math is being reborn . . .
Donna, I know you will be distressed, but I HAVE to tell you, Elvis'sssss old teddy bear was eaten by foul demons sent straight from hell. Now I call bullshit, but someone gimme a second opinion . . . is this Art Bell call for real?!? I dunno. If so, my mind is bent . . . if not, then give me the New York Times for the next sixty years.