So Erin and I went and voted today. That was like scratching a really big itch that I couldn't reach for a long time. There were two(2) voting booths in our town at city hall where you could vote early all this week. It took about 35 minutes for the two of us to vote. This is because of the ten people who were already there before us waiting. I wonder what it will be like Nov 4. and if they will have the capacity to handle it. There was this man obviously with his invalid mother in a wheelchair inputing HIS vote in HER name so he could vote twice, I guess. He seemed to be a very passionate man. In retrospect, I should not have assumed that was even his mother . . . My wife questioned if the mother would even live so see the election in four days, such a haggard old reminant this woman in the weelchair appeared to us. A kind older gentleman was sitting next to us in the musical chairs queue that we were circumventing to get to the front of the line and vote. He opined that he just votes everybody out who is an incumbant. He was somewhat jovial about it, but you could tell from noticing the glint of dark blue resolve in his keen eye that he was quite serious upon the matter. After my wife finshed at the terminal and we were walking to the car she told me she took that man's advice to heart. And that's why I married her, ladies and gentleman.
Eat some candy for me tonight! I fucked my teeth up through neglect and smoking, so I shy away from the sugars.

This could hurt . . .

Phillies Fan Gets Clocked in the Head with a Bottle

This is really amazing, but it for some reason disturbs me at the same time. Like if I was out camping, relaxing and watching the sunset after dinner, and this mule waltzed by, I would shit my shorts.