Friday, September 15, 2006

A Present 

I hear there is a new Bill of Rights being printed to come into effect as of Jan 1 2007

You the People of These United States are guaranteed these rights under the Constituion:

1. You have the right to remain silent
2. You have the right to pay taxes
3. You have the right to paint the walls (no loud colors)
4. You have the right to go fuck yourselves.

Any further questions shall be directed toward #4 on you new updated Bill of Rights.

Thank you and please drive through!

Thursday, September 14, 2006

My illegitame birth 

Dis regard that dumbd post I dum sent On last day tomorrowday forgety all, I was not well, wll,
Destroyme not humanity! Let the suffering live a little in the morass of your own begining
Snark.
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I'm a Hippie, kill me 

Hello, from , I'm Just A Hippie, kill me, the show that lets YOU, the consuming literate blogger, decide when to stop reading.
I'm your host, Shill Recon, and welcome to . . . Kill That Liberal . . . the show that you can count on to quash that happy-go-lucky 'free feeling' and cuff the rainbow speculation.
Tonight on Kill That Liberal we have John O'Mighty, of Irish stock, emerging from the dales of Pensylvania.
John: "How are you tonight?"
Host: Fine, it's hard to take a shower on the greyhound . . .

Ack I was gonna go with that for a whole show, but I am too busy. Just talked to Josh and he is perplexing about the same conundrums as I . . . America . . . and that the USA is on the wrong track.

Any solutions that don't include me polographing my balls in flaming whipped cream is appreciated. Some may say, "Larry, you only speak for ADC, nothing more; nothing less . . ." And perhaps this is true, but mark my words that are a good six hours old now, we have not seen the last of this idiological Islamism and all of the dumb, coherced, groveing acts it can supplanted . . . I logically should include Christianity in here too too. So be forewarned, Chistianity . . . Don't think for one moment I am trying to get deep here folks, I just hate myself and project that out at any and all beings, be they living or SUPERnatural entities that reside in the general vicinity.

The walls close in, my audio becomes a frill winding endlessly piquito frame of a lens giganticly repeating, "ME ME ME." Hello world! It's me! The antichrist!
Well, actually, Jezus wasn't so bad, he did give the world, "Wield the sword and die by the sword".
He was so painfully accurate.
Are corporations a lie? Yes

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