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Saturday, January 28, 2006
Nothings Going On
Hi all. What's new? Been working ALOT, the Sundance festival is in town. Got to see my brother in law, Kelly, as he was here and I got to wait on Larry David. John Malkovich was in to as well as Adrock of Beastie Boy fame. Oh, let me tell you it was so exciting. I am listening to Warren Zevon, a bootleg from Boulder in 1992. Does anyone out there like Warren? Am I all alone on this one? Erin and I saw Martin Sexton last night and can that boy sing, oh yeah, I waited on him too. Waitstaff to the stars. It really reinforces the fact that they all put their pants on one leg at a time- you know?
Outside here it is really dumping, we are supposed to get like two feet tonight. Anyone out there play Civ 4? Josh, Ryan, and I are putting a game together. Comment if you want in. I haven't been able to follow the news recently and I suppose all is as well as it can be considering the world hasn't blown up yet. My girlfriend, Erin's brothers boyfriend- say that three times fast- is on the Showtime show, Weeds. anyone seen it? Apparently his character deals pot at the college. It's a crazy fucking world. Well, I feel like I had more to say but I guess I'm keeping it all pent up. Bye.
Friday, January 20, 2006
Sundance
I'm kinda upset, no one has commented on how France is going to start WW3. Gosh, I thought we all wanted to play this game of mutually assured destruction . . . I guess I was wrong. Met Bob Odenkirk today, main player in Mr. Show beside David Cross. He was eating where I served. He gave me a flyer to his new film, or pilot, what you want to call it depends on weather you want to buy it or not,
Jennifer Anniston *apperently* ate lunch in the restraunt next to where I was waiting at. I didn't have a table do this . . . but other servers said they had tables leaving- claiming they would return in a sec- just to run outside and try to catch a glimpse of Anniston.
This is where I live now. Destination : Fashion Coat!
Erin's brother and boyfriend are staying with us for a good few days and it's fun having family/new/old family around. A man gets lonley. So new songs are coming here on ADC. Even though I've figured out that no one comes to this site for audio pleasures. Ryan is at world of concrete, Pete and Kitten Cougar have become Californians, and I dig out of snow-
It's ADC at it's best!
p.s.
any comments about real world events, like France nuking a terrorist state, or Bin Laden telling me to throw Bush to the wolves, is ultimately apprecitated by I.
Jennifer Anniston *apperently* ate lunch in the restraunt next to where I was waiting at. I didn't have a table do this . . . but other servers said they had tables leaving- claiming they would return in a sec- just to run outside and try to catch a glimpse of Anniston.
This is where I live now. Destination : Fashion Coat!
Erin's brother and boyfriend are staying with us for a good few days and it's fun having family/new/old family around. A man gets lonley. So new songs are coming here on ADC. Even though I've figured out that no one comes to this site for audio pleasures. Ryan is at world of concrete, Pete and Kitten Cougar have become Californians, and I dig out of snow-
It's ADC at it's best!
p.s.
any comments about real world events, like France nuking a terrorist state, or Bin Laden telling me to throw Bush to the wolves, is ultimately apprecitated by I.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
France Is Gonna B0mb Your Ass
Well, it begins, my friends . . . Jacques Chirac has upped the ante and declared that he will nuke any state that sponsors a 'large scale' terrorist attack upon gay Perrie. Also on this exciting Thursday, Osama Bin Laden decided to communicate with the West again through an audio recording. The US press, unsuprisingly, has so far *failed* to bring the entire text of Bin Ladens message to the US public. So, for anyone who gives a shit about what the guy who has sworn to kill you has to say, here is a link to the full text.
The Grand Facade
Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure
Revision 88 / Serial number 54892
Oval Office
You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.
There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a full-length mirror upon the wall.
What do you want to do now?
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> LOOK MIRROR
Self-reflection is not your strong suit.
> PET SEAL
It's not that kind of seal.
> EXAMINE CHAIRS
They are two several chairs arranged around the center of the room, along with two couches. Under one couch you find Clinton's shoes.
> FILL SHOES
You are unable to fill Clinton's shoes.
> EXAMINE DESK
It is a large, oak desk, with several drawers.
In one drawer you find a bag of pretzels.
> EAT PRETZEL.
I don't think the pretzel would agree with you.
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> GO RIGHT
Far-Right
You are on the far right of the political spectrum.
Jesse Helms is here.
John Ashcroft is here.
> GO RIGHT
Radical Right
You are on the extreme right of the political spectrum.
Dick Cheney is here.
Pat Robertson is here.
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> TAKE VACATION
Taken.
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> SCORE
Your favorablity rating is 58% out of a possible 100%.
> GO PHOTOOP
Photo Op
You are at a the Emma T. Booker Elementary School, along with a gaggle of obsequious members of the mainstream media.
There is a book here.
There are some children here.
> READ BOOK
You read "My Pet Goat."
In the distance, terrorists attack the United States.
> READ BOOK
You continue to read "My Pet Goat."
> READ BOOK
You continue to read "My Pet Goat."
> READ BOOK
You continue to read "My Pet Goat."
> GO HOME
You fly around aimlessly for a while, then return to the White House.
Oval Office
> GIVE SPEECH
Who do you want to give the speech to?
> AMERICAN PEOPLE
You give the speech to the American people.
> DIAGNOSIS
Your favorablity rating is 84% out of a possible 100%.
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> INVADE AFGHANISTAN
Afghanistan
You have invaded the nation of Afghanistan, bombing the Taliban nearly out of existence.
Osama Bin Laden, mastermind of the 9/11 attacks, is here.
> INVADE IRAQ
(Leaving Afghanistan first.)
You are not able to do that, yet.
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> fark
Such language in a high-class establishment like this!
> HYPE THREAT
"The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa."
> MONGER FEAR
"Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof -- the smoking gun -- that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud ..."
> MUDDY WATER
"We know that Iraq and the al Qaeda terrorist network share a common enemy -- the United States of America. We know that Iraq and al Qaeda have had high-level contacts that go back a decade. And we know that after September the 11th, Saddam Hussein's regime gleefully celebrated the terrorist attacks on America ..."
> PUNISH CRITICS
"Wilson never worked for the CIA, but his wife, Valerie Plame, is an Agency operative on weapons of mass destruction ... "
> RAILROAD CONGRESS
You schedule a vote on the Iraq invasion for just before the 2002 midterm elections. As usual, spineless democrats roll over like an SUV taking a sharp corner.
Your plan to invade Iraq now has the backing of the American people and Congress.
> INVADE IRAQ
Baghdad
You enter the Iraqi capital of Bagdad, having toppled the government and captured the nation's key cities in only 21 days. You can't seem to find the promised throngs of citizens greeting you as liberators, but the footage of the Saddam statue being pulled down looks great on Fox!
> GIVE CONTRACTS
Who do you want to give the contracts to?
> HALLIBURTON
What kind of contracts do you wish to give to Halliburton?
> NO-BID
You give the no-bid contracts to Halliburton.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq remains unchanged.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq remains unchanged.
> WEAR FLIGHTSUIT
You put on the flightsuit.
> SAY "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"
"Mission accomplished."
> EXAMINE MISSION
The mission is not accomplished.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq remains unchanged.
Some insurgents arrive.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
Some insurgents arrive.
There is a small number of insurgents here.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
Some insurgents arrive.
There is a medium number of insurgents here.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
An election year arrives.
> GO LEFT
Far-Right
Pat Buchanan is here.
Sean Hannity is here.
> GO LEFT
Compassionate Conservativism
You are right-of-center on the political spectrum.
John McCain is here.
Joseph Leiberman is here.
> GET REELECTED
You get reelected.
> GO RIGHT
Far-Right
Tom DeLay is here.
Michelle Malkin is here.
> GO RIGHT
Radicical Right
Rick Santorum is here.
Ann Coulter is here.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
Some insurgents arrive.
There is a large number of insurgents here.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
Some insurgents arrive.
There is a huge number of insurgents here.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
Some insurgents arrive.
There is an overwhelming number of insurgents here.
> SCORE
Your favorablity rating is 47% out of a possible 100%.
> ADMIT MISTAKES
You are unable to admit mistakes.
> ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY
You are unable to accept responsibility.
> DECLARE VICTORY
I do not know what you mean by "victory."
> QUIT
Oh, how we wish you would.
Revision 88 / Serial number 54892
Oval Office
You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.
There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a full-length mirror upon the wall.
What do you want to do now?
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> LOOK MIRROR
Self-reflection is not your strong suit.
> PET SEAL
It's not that kind of seal.
> EXAMINE CHAIRS
They are two several chairs arranged around the center of the room, along with two couches. Under one couch you find Clinton's shoes.
> FILL SHOES
You are unable to fill Clinton's shoes.
> EXAMINE DESK
It is a large, oak desk, with several drawers.
In one drawer you find a bag of pretzels.
> EAT PRETZEL.
I don't think the pretzel would agree with you.
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> GO RIGHT
Far-Right
You are on the far right of the political spectrum.
Jesse Helms is here.
John Ashcroft is here.
> GO RIGHT
Radical Right
You are on the extreme right of the political spectrum.
Dick Cheney is here.
Pat Robertson is here.
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> TAKE VACATION
Taken.
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> SCORE
Your favorablity rating is 58% out of a possible 100%.
> GO PHOTOOP
Photo Op
You are at a the Emma T. Booker Elementary School, along with a gaggle of obsequious members of the mainstream media.
There is a book here.
There are some children here.
> READ BOOK
You read "My Pet Goat."
In the distance, terrorists attack the United States.
> READ BOOK
You continue to read "My Pet Goat."
> READ BOOK
You continue to read "My Pet Goat."
> READ BOOK
You continue to read "My Pet Goat."
> GO HOME
You fly around aimlessly for a while, then return to the White House.
Oval Office
> GIVE SPEECH
Who do you want to give the speech to?
> AMERICAN PEOPLE
You give the speech to the American people.
> DIAGNOSIS
Your favorablity rating is 84% out of a possible 100%.
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> INVADE AFGHANISTAN
Afghanistan
You have invaded the nation of Afghanistan, bombing the Taliban nearly out of existence.
Osama Bin Laden, mastermind of the 9/11 attacks, is here.
> INVADE IRAQ
(Leaving Afghanistan first.)
You are not able to do that, yet.
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> fark
Such language in a high-class establishment like this!
> HYPE THREAT
"The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa."
> MONGER FEAR
"Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof -- the smoking gun -- that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud ..."
> MUDDY WATER
"We know that Iraq and the al Qaeda terrorist network share a common enemy -- the United States of America. We know that Iraq and al Qaeda have had high-level contacts that go back a decade. And we know that after September the 11th, Saddam Hussein's regime gleefully celebrated the terrorist attacks on America ..."
> PUNISH CRITICS
"Wilson never worked for the CIA, but his wife, Valerie Plame, is an Agency operative on weapons of mass destruction ... "
> RAILROAD CONGRESS
You schedule a vote on the Iraq invasion for just before the 2002 midterm elections. As usual, spineless democrats roll over like an SUV taking a sharp corner.
Your plan to invade Iraq now has the backing of the American people and Congress.
> INVADE IRAQ
Baghdad
You enter the Iraqi capital of Bagdad, having toppled the government and captured the nation's key cities in only 21 days. You can't seem to find the promised throngs of citizens greeting you as liberators, but the footage of the Saddam statue being pulled down looks great on Fox!
> GIVE CONTRACTS
Who do you want to give the contracts to?
> HALLIBURTON
What kind of contracts do you wish to give to Halliburton?
> NO-BID
You give the no-bid contracts to Halliburton.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq remains unchanged.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq remains unchanged.
> WEAR FLIGHTSUIT
You put on the flightsuit.
> SAY "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"
"Mission accomplished."
> EXAMINE MISSION
The mission is not accomplished.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq remains unchanged.
Some insurgents arrive.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
Some insurgents arrive.
There is a small number of insurgents here.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
Some insurgents arrive.
There is a medium number of insurgents here.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
An election year arrives.
> GO LEFT
Far-Right
Pat Buchanan is here.
Sean Hannity is here.
> GO LEFT
Compassionate Conservativism
You are right-of-center on the political spectrum.
John McCain is here.
Joseph Leiberman is here.
> GET REELECTED
You get reelected.
> GO RIGHT
Far-Right
Tom DeLay is here.
Michelle Malkin is here.
> GO RIGHT
Radicical Right
Rick Santorum is here.
Ann Coulter is here.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
Some insurgents arrive.
There is a large number of insurgents here.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
Some insurgents arrive.
There is a huge number of insurgents here.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
> STAY COURSE
The situation in Iraq deteriorates.
Some insurgents arrive.
There is an overwhelming number of insurgents here.
> SCORE
Your favorablity rating is 47% out of a possible 100%.
> ADMIT MISTAKES
You are unable to admit mistakes.
> ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY
You are unable to accept responsibility.
> DECLARE VICTORY
I do not know what you mean by "victory."
> QUIT
Oh, how we wish you would.
Saturday, January 07, 2006
All Speculations Are Out
I, beeing a temporaorilly sobar bastard . . . do bequeath one , , ,(1) right to mediate lifes great mystries . . . to Hollis Toney! Yes, good luck kid, life is one bog bowl of cherries. All pitted and pruned.
Now if we could just get rid of Bushco we might get this country out of the tailspin it's in.
????
Whip!!! ARG!
Thst shit is brutal . . . you can't continue on wth this behavior which we shall call, "Man's Inhumanity To Man"
slap!
wghack!whack!
whack!!
whack!!!!$!
This bullshit whent on for like 2 hours, all parites not looking up at the screeen, just letting loose on the keyboard . . . as if they had never learned that skill in high school! Silly teens.
Man's Inhumanity TO MAn continued unill one perspective, respective or liqiour laws, came and took Larry violently away from the standard american keyboard . . .___>
ack
Whip!!! ARG!
Thst shit is brutal . . . you can't continue on wth this behavior which we shall call, "Man's Inhumanity To Man"
slap!
wghack!whack!
whack!!
whack!!!!$!
This bullshit whent on for like 2 hours, all parites not looking up at the screeen, just letting loose on the keyboard . . . as if they had never learned that skill in high school! Silly teens.
Man's Inhumanity TO MAn continued unill one perspective, respective or liqiour laws, came and took Larry violently away from the standard american keyboard . . .___>
ack
Thursday, January 05, 2006
Sixty Percent Of What You Say Is Crap
Go check out David Letterman telling Bill O'Rilley where to shove it. I woke up to this this morning and the day is lookin' good.
The realplayer link is a little way down the page. Click here
The realplayer link is a little way down the page. Click here
