I hear there is a new Bill of Rights being printed to come into effect as of Jan 1 2007

You the People of These United States are guaranteed these rights under the Constituion:

1. You have the right to remain silent
2. You have the right to pay taxes
3. You have the right to paint the walls (no loud colors)
4. You have the right to go fuck yourselves.

Any further questions shall be directed toward #4 on you new updated Bill of Rights.

Thank you and please drive through!