Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Today is the letter L 

Excitement!
The Clinton administration told the incoming Bush administration that their top security concern should be this group called "al qaeda". The Bush admin decided that Iraq was a bigger problem even though they KNEW Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction, had no ties to international terrorism, and that the USA had been bombing them daily since the first gulf war to enforce the "no fly zones". Then 9/11 happened.

Did you ever want to know what the EPA is up to? Well now you can't. Have fun with that one, Josh.

What's up all, Erin and I are going to see the Dixie Chicks soon and Dweezil Zappa. Not on the same bill of course, but that would be cool. :P
I have been text messaging George alot latley. He turned 12 this month and got a cellphone for his birthday (not from me, by God), but what are you gonna do? I feel text messaging is retarded because instead of typing into the phone in your hand, you could telephonically dial up the other person and verbally talk to them in an audio format . . .
But hey, that's just me.
I bought a game for my cellphone today, a roleplaying game called Orcs and Elves.
Cute huh?
But it was slow at work, and I can afford $9.99 right? It's not like I'm taking out a lease on a yacht or something . . . geeze. But the point here is not that my girlfriend is going to be mad at me for this purchase (although that does factor in significantly in my personal life, which is frankly, none of your business), but that I commited this purchase at at work. Not on company time, mind you, that is not my argument and I could give 2 shits about that. But imagine if you will, my bladder is full and I need to releive it, I trapise into the mens room to alleviate this minor irritation. For the sake of dicussion, let's say I have to go #2. Now picture me hypothetically sitting there, getting on with the get on. I read some graffiti on the wall and ponder Cindy Laupers comeback.
But wait!
What's this? Low and behold, a cell phone is in my pocket . . . let's look at it sence I have the time . . . this stool's a logger. Orcs and Elves huh? . . . sweet! I like killing imaginary things with an imaginary weapon!
Click!
Download begun . . .

People my point here is, I can now buy shit while I take a shit!
Is this good or bad? I'm to busy trying to download a multiplayer cell phone RPG with one hand. I'm going #1, man.

p.s. here is your president drunk at a wedding
love,
Larry
Comments:
That video was funny. As far as the EPA thing goes...all i can say is that buget can't be the reason.
 
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