Well, it begins, my friends . . . Jacques Chirac has upped the ante and declared that he will nuke any state that sponsors a 'large scale' terrorist attack upon gay Perrie. Also on this exciting Thursday, Osama Bin Laden decided to communicate with the West again through an audio recording. The US press, unsuprisingly, has so far *failed* to bring the entire text of Bin Ladens message to the US public. So, for anyone who gives a shit about what the guy who has sworn to kill you has to say, here is a link to the full text.