Yippie Yip yip yeah! I am moving into a house on the 1st! I am setting up cable internet NOW! The Aquanaut studio will be in full operation in less than a week! I know this site has been boring as of late, but I have not had access to internet service where I was living. No pictures, no new songs- all of this will be reversed within a week!
Get ready world, tracks off the new album, 'We Never Even Knew You' will be gracing your ears sooner than you think. Links to zany articles, games, and lost wisdom of the ages will be here ASAP! Right now I am totally into Herman Hesse and I am in love with the final GBV album. Tell me what you are reading and listening to my friends! I really want to know!
Cheerio!

Hi everyone. Check out this funny website- what others accomplished at your age.
Pretty interesting. So what's shakin' out there? It's already warming up in Utah. The crazy guys from the Chek Republic want me to go out with them tonight, AGAIN. I don't think so. This boy needs his beauty sleep. I went out to this bar with my uncle the other night and he couldn't walk up the stairs to the taxi after without my help. Good times.
Germanys oldest man died, claims a little beer and drinking the water he boiled his potatoes in allowed him to live so long.
Hey- if you all want to see a REALLY big cat, or maybe it's actually a really small young lady, go to Cougars UK. Do it now! There is no time to waste!
And getting close to a German trifecta, the krouts have discovered the cabbage hating gene!
Talk to you all soon!

Ahh, I am off today. And tomorrow for that matter. I am sitting in a coffee house to use their internet. I guess $2 a day ain't bad. So at the end of this month I will be moving into a house, and I can't wait. I will get to be LOUD again. To make music, to not tiptoe around my aunt or uncles house when I get off work because everyone is asleep. People, I really have some great new songs recorded, but I need to go to Salt Lake and buy a CD burner to be able to get them up here. It's a convoluted process, but rest assured, more music is on the way.
I am seriously considering going on a solo tour this Summer. I mean, fuck, why not? I can come back to my job in September so I think it would be a blast. Just to travel. I have travelers blood flowing in my veins. Then I could also see all you peeps out there too. Tonight I am going to kick it with my cousins, they are 10 and 13, so it is fun to play with them. Then maybe hit the bar later and shoot some stick. See how hip I am, I used urbanspeak, 'shoot some stick'. Bleh.
Well, if I do go touring, I need to start booking places to play NOW. And buy a truck or camper or something. It would be a hoot. Is everyone doing okay out there? If anyone could tell, a couple of posts back there I was REALLY drunk. But I don't think it really showed. :P
My life is so exciting. I ate split pea soup for lunch and read consumer reports . . . want to hear more? Oh, you don't, I understand. I am wearing shorts and as I walk around town, everyone is bundled up in jackets, scarves, and multi-layered getups. It's like people buy this winter gear and feel a need to wear it even though it's not warranted. Goofy.
Finally, you too can become a member of the US Beer Drinking Team. I think I am a member by default.
Come, join me as we slide down the slippery slope of censorship! FCC rules Saving Private Ryan is not indecent. Remember America- boobies: BAD! Graphic depictions of people blowing each others heads off: GOOD!
The Supreme Court has ruled that persons under the age of eighteen may not be executed. They cited cruel and unusual punishment in their ruling. But the vote was only 5 to 4. Personally, I feel that killing people of any age is wrong, but especially minors who have no right to vote on the very laws that they will be subjected to.
So Hunter S. Thompson wanted his cremated ashes to be blown out of a cannon . . . submit your 100 word essay on why your cannon should be the one they use.
Alright kids, I'm off. Remember, don't take life so seriously! It's just a ride!