I have the day off, and I'm feelin' kinda mopey. I dunno why. So I decided to amuse myself by surfing the net here at the library. Wheeeee! Anyway, here are some stories I found that brought a smile to my face, and I hope they bring one to yours too.

Gents, submit your body shots to playgirl- no beefcakes allowed.

200 pound dinosaur invades local Smithfield Mcdonalds

Chinese gas thief escapes on tricycle!

87 year old found dozing at Big Lots with $60,000 in purse

Bees invade college theatre, lead actress attacked!

That reminds me of the time Dan Welker and I went under some barbed-wire and were climbing the front of Camelback mountain, when I got stung by at least 80 to 100 bees. It was seriously like in the cartoons where there is a big, black cloud chasing your ass. Bzzzzzzz!
Ah, those were the days.
Not.
Okay, you know, this worked! I am feeling better now. I think I'm going to go give my neighbors' dog a walk up the mountain for some fresh air. Coming Friday: a new report from Shrinkland, and I'm getting a cell phone! I'm kinda excited, but kinda reserved about it. But I guess I don't have to give the number out though, do I?
:)

Talk to you all soon, and watch out for those dinosaurs on top of your local Mcdonalds!