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Monday, September 13, 2004
Shit And Thistles
".... if you're not doing anything wrong, you have nothing to fear"...
United States of America - 1776-2004, R.I.P.
Oceania -"The Homeland": born 2004-?
ALL HAIL THE HOMELAND! OBEY AND BE SPARED!
The economy is stronger now, than it has been in years, if you are in the right business. Cheney may be a soul-less devil, but he is a savvy business man. How else can one explain the way Haliburton was able to win a contract with the pentagon to provide "emergency services", a contract, mind you, that was of little or no value at the time. A contract that would continue to be of little or no value as long as the "emergency services" were not required. A contract that is now valued at 15 to 20 BILLION dollars. (B, folk.... B) solely because of the War of Iraqi Freedom.
If the current administration had taken the Clinton warning of the danger of UBL, had acted on the intelligence it had in its possession, had prevented 9/11, had understood the (lack of a) connection of Iraq to Al Qeada, had correctly assessed the Iraqi threat vis-a-vis WMDs, then the contract would STILL be of little or no value.
Thank the Lord for Miracles... everything fell into place. It almost seems that the current administration worked on concert with the terrorists to pull off this coup and realize a 20BILLION dollar windfall for Haliburton, Cheney and the rest. And it only cost the public 200 billion dollars and the lives of over 1000 young adults following orders and fighting on the order of our Commander in Chief.
How many people must die before the people in this adminstration are rich enough? Let us know, please... don't you owe your employers an explaination? Can we, as non-supporters of your party, attend one of your rallies to address this issue? Can we protest in a location where you are likely to be made aware of our concerns?
How many more must die? Another 1000? 10,000? How much Money will it take for you to stop ruining this country? Let us know. Heck, we could even pay you off to leave... I am not above greenmail.
When can I have my freedom back? When can I get my Country back? When can I expect that the Administration will, if not defend or support, keep its fucking hands off my constitution?
Enough Death... enough curruption... enough already. When can my voice be heard? Nov 2... vote early, vote often, and most of all..... VOTE KERRY.
Some neglect to mention the black market economy. You see it as slinging dimebags of low-grade, Mexican-made marijuana, or "downtown brown", out of a parking garage. Selling "hot" handguns to cash-strapped urban youth with important plans they can't talk about. Creating twenty-dollar bills that have Abraham Lincoln's face on them.
I see it as putting America back to work again.
Touch the cloud people, just touch the fucking cloud already.
Did you know Pfizer owns Ebay? No, really, they do.
Listen up, right and left human ears process sound differently!
Are you a vegetarian who drinks milk?
Our space probes confront a mysterious force, with follow up.
Okay people, did North Korea detonate a test nuke last Thursday, or was it something else? Either way, a two and a half mile wide mushroom cloud plus a crater visable from space is a fucking big bomb. If it were nuclear, I think it would be in the current US administration's best interest to suppress that fact. Remember that we invaded Iraq on the premise that they probably had WMDs, but then when NK was saying "Hey, we're actively trying to build nukes over here, we're almost done!"and the US did nothing like what it did with Iraq? People were wondering why the US didn't take as strong a stance on NK as they did on Iraq.
If this NK thing turned out to be nuclear, it would certainly cast a whole lot of bad PR on the whole Iraq situation. After all, a logical question to raise then would be: Wouldn't it have been better to go after NK instead of Iraq? It could be reasoned that the current administration made a huge misjudgment. And that's not something that the current administration needs, not this close before election time.
So if this were nuclear, there are things to gain (or things to prevent from losing) by the current adminstration by keeping it under wraps.
Are there things the current administration would gain by going public if it were nuclear? I can't think of any way they could explain this that would reflect positively on the current administration.
Bush is a damn idiot, and his lazyness, inaction, and fratboy attitude is sentencing us all to a future of slippery-slope politics where our forigen policy has little if no effect on the world around us. Precicely because our hand is not credible anymore.
what should have happened:
secret service: "Sir, the US is under attack"
actual, thinking president: "no shit?"
secret service: "no, sir, we have to leave right now".
(leaves, in a hurry)
what happened:
secret service: "Sir, the US is under attack"
GW Bush: (seven minute pause) "can I finish the book?"
secret service: "no, sir, we have to leave right now".
(leaves, in a hurry)
>sigh<
You have to actually do the plan, not just sit there. Nuke missiles take what, 30 minutes from launch to detonation? We just don't have that kind of time. If this had been a more serious attack, that man would have compromised the entire country.
I suspect we will be getting info from individuals in Japan with radiation counters come tomorrow, if not from the government directly.
If it's real low-level primary material, then it was a fuel dump. If it's hot secondary material, then it was a bomb. The internet being what it is, you probably couldn't keep them all quiet. Just remember to average out the data, since you will have one extreme lying about finding secondary fission byproducts, and the other end denying that anything happened. Toss out the highs and lows and look at the centers. A few good samples and an hour with a gamma spectroscope will tell the tale. But we'll be finding out in the next day or so. It's not the sort of thing you can hide for long anymore.
Oh yeah , there are two new songs up, and don't forget to vote!
United States of America - 1776-2004, R.I.P.
Oceania -"The Homeland": born 2004-?
ALL HAIL THE HOMELAND! OBEY AND BE SPARED!
The economy is stronger now, than it has been in years, if you are in the right business. Cheney may be a soul-less devil, but he is a savvy business man. How else can one explain the way Haliburton was able to win a contract with the pentagon to provide "emergency services", a contract, mind you, that was of little or no value at the time. A contract that would continue to be of little or no value as long as the "emergency services" were not required. A contract that is now valued at 15 to 20 BILLION dollars. (B, folk.... B) solely because of the War of Iraqi Freedom.
If the current administration had taken the Clinton warning of the danger of UBL, had acted on the intelligence it had in its possession, had prevented 9/11, had understood the (lack of a) connection of Iraq to Al Qeada, had correctly assessed the Iraqi threat vis-a-vis WMDs, then the contract would STILL be of little or no value.
Thank the Lord for Miracles... everything fell into place. It almost seems that the current administration worked on concert with the terrorists to pull off this coup and realize a 20BILLION dollar windfall for Haliburton, Cheney and the rest. And it only cost the public 200 billion dollars and the lives of over 1000 young adults following orders and fighting on the order of our Commander in Chief.
How many people must die before the people in this adminstration are rich enough? Let us know, please... don't you owe your employers an explaination? Can we, as non-supporters of your party, attend one of your rallies to address this issue? Can we protest in a location where you are likely to be made aware of our concerns?
How many more must die? Another 1000? 10,000? How much Money will it take for you to stop ruining this country? Let us know. Heck, we could even pay you off to leave... I am not above greenmail.
When can I have my freedom back? When can I get my Country back? When can I expect that the Administration will, if not defend or support, keep its fucking hands off my constitution?
Enough Death... enough curruption... enough already. When can my voice be heard? Nov 2... vote early, vote often, and most of all..... VOTE KERRY.
Some neglect to mention the black market economy. You see it as slinging dimebags of low-grade, Mexican-made marijuana, or "downtown brown", out of a parking garage. Selling "hot" handguns to cash-strapped urban youth with important plans they can't talk about. Creating twenty-dollar bills that have Abraham Lincoln's face on them.
I see it as putting America back to work again.
Touch the cloud people, just touch the fucking cloud already.
Did you know Pfizer owns Ebay? No, really, they do.
Listen up, right and left human ears process sound differently!
Are you a vegetarian who drinks milk?
Our space probes confront a mysterious force, with follow up.
Okay people, did North Korea detonate a test nuke last Thursday, or was it something else? Either way, a two and a half mile wide mushroom cloud plus a crater visable from space is a fucking big bomb. If it were nuclear, I think it would be in the current US administration's best interest to suppress that fact. Remember that we invaded Iraq on the premise that they probably had WMDs, but then when NK was saying "Hey, we're actively trying to build nukes over here, we're almost done!"and the US did nothing like what it did with Iraq? People were wondering why the US didn't take as strong a stance on NK as they did on Iraq.
If this NK thing turned out to be nuclear, it would certainly cast a whole lot of bad PR on the whole Iraq situation. After all, a logical question to raise then would be: Wouldn't it have been better to go after NK instead of Iraq? It could be reasoned that the current administration made a huge misjudgment. And that's not something that the current administration needs, not this close before election time.
So if this were nuclear, there are things to gain (or things to prevent from losing) by the current adminstration by keeping it under wraps.
Are there things the current administration would gain by going public if it were nuclear? I can't think of any way they could explain this that would reflect positively on the current administration.
Bush is a damn idiot, and his lazyness, inaction, and fratboy attitude is sentencing us all to a future of slippery-slope politics where our forigen policy has little if no effect on the world around us. Precicely because our hand is not credible anymore.
what should have happened:
secret service: "Sir, the US is under attack"
actual, thinking president: "no shit?"
secret service: "no, sir, we have to leave right now".
(leaves, in a hurry)
what happened:
secret service: "Sir, the US is under attack"
GW Bush: (seven minute pause) "can I finish the book?"
secret service: "no, sir, we have to leave right now".
(leaves, in a hurry)
>sigh<
You have to actually do the plan, not just sit there. Nuke missiles take what, 30 minutes from launch to detonation? We just don't have that kind of time. If this had been a more serious attack, that man would have compromised the entire country.
I suspect we will be getting info from individuals in Japan with radiation counters come tomorrow, if not from the government directly.
If it's real low-level primary material, then it was a fuel dump. If it's hot secondary material, then it was a bomb. The internet being what it is, you probably couldn't keep them all quiet. Just remember to average out the data, since you will have one extreme lying about finding secondary fission byproducts, and the other end denying that anything happened. Toss out the highs and lows and look at the centers. A few good samples and an hour with a gamma spectroscope will tell the tale. But we'll be finding out in the next day or so. It's not the sort of thing you can hide for long anymore.
Oh yeah , there are two new songs up, and don't forget to vote!
Sunday, September 05, 2004
The Origin Of Laughter
Remorse is dead.
Consequences are just that, concequences. If I want to delivery drive with no insurance, no title, and no Texas license, there are just consequences. Jail. Black guys. Dominoes. The holy Bible. I don't understand why the only piece of literature they give you in jail is a bible. There is not one fucking black guy in that damn book. Talk about missing your demographic. On long stints in the pokey I like to pretend that Jesus was really a black woman. It makes my betime reading so much more enjoyable.
You're wondering what I get sent to jail for anyway. Suprise! See, it's all voluntary. I fucking call in and schedule my jail time. You won't beleive this but you pay off $150.00 a day lounging in jail. Here's how it goes. You get pulled over for these 'crimes' . . . they are not moving violations. You get pulled over and the cop issues you the tickets and then you jauntily wave farewell and drive on down the road . . . still without insurance, title or license. Go before the judge and it's 50-50 if the cop will even show. Good odds right there. If he does show you plead guilty, and the judge asks you how much you will pay today, to which you respond 'not a fucking dime', sign a few forms, leave the courthouse and jump back in your car to drive home and watch Blossom reruns. It's just that simple folks.
God bless the slow ass backlogged bureaucracy we have in our criminal justice system today. It keeps me in good stead. I get free food, room and board, I get to expand my social network, and there's plenty of bible study time with sweet baby Jesus, Ms. Halle Berry.
That's the title of my new book, Going Into Debt, Working!
Just consequences. Consequences then nothing. Nothing. "I am a professional stock broker. I moved this guys money around to make more money for my whole life." Wow. What a thrilling existance. I painted.
Goddamit! Life is pointless. You know how I know life is pointless? Cause I am so fucking bored in this existance, that I actually wrote this set out to say to you to make you laugh. Which in turn makes me laugh.
Where did laughing come from? Besides crying, laughter seems to be one of the most innate human emmotions. I imagine laughter originated out of two cavemen hunting a triceritops and the dinosaur leaps out from a bush and completley devours one of the cavemen. The other just starts laughing because first, that wasn't him getting scarfed, but second and most importanintly, laughing is the only thing that keeps the caveman sane at this perticular moment. Hmm . . . investment banker. Other pointless jobs . . . comedy performer. As a comedy performer ones goal, I guess, is to get laughs. Apperently, people these days need a laughing time. You pay money, come into this room and tell yourself "This is gonna be some funny shit!" and prime your brain for laughing time. Okay ready? Penis penis penis! Cock and balls! Moist! Betty Crocker! One Life To Live! Scrabble on acid. Reading the phone book backward while hanging by sixteen foot rusty leg irons over the Atlantic ocean.
Sing some rap.
Did they cancel American Idol? Cause that show gave me so much good material. Ruben Studdard where are you? Did Clay Aiken go back to working at the YMCA or Boys Club that he was dregged from? That would be cool if you were a kid at the day camp he worked at and he had like tought you to play air hockey or something.
I hate to talk about TV in my act because we all know tv is stupid. I mean tv shows are specifically made to keep you watching until the next commercial. When the dude invented the tv he didn't think "Wow! Now we can tell stories to one another and learn and grow and become a better species with this thing I just invented which I will call a tee vee." No he thought, "Damn, I can make people buy stuff if I show them certain pictures and make them think they need things. But they will get bored. Well, we will show them these commercials every fifteen minuites but what will we put in between them? Hmm. That's a tough one. We don't want them seeing anything that might stimulate their brain and create an imputus toward them thinking free thoughts of their own volition, or heavan forbid, that they turn off the tv! No, we must tailor this filler, filler that we will call shows, to make them think the people and situations on these shows are in a large way relevant or perhaps even a disireable way of life for our tee vee watchers- even if these realities are a false, completely empty road of superfluicity and vapidness."
Yes, that's what the dude who invented the tee vee thought after he first plugged that bitch in the wall. Money, money, money.
Got four hours sleep last night and got up and went to a fucking mall in northwest Houston to rendevous with my kid. My sister and I then spent a wonderful Sunday with George eating and drinking, hitting the Half Price Books, swimming in the rain and seeing Napoleon Dynamite. Life is back to the happy spectrum. Strange unidentified triangles are being reported throughout the earths aerial hemispheres as of late.
Getting a new batch of songs ready for next Monday, apologize for missing this past Monday. I am finishing final tracking and mastering down of at least three new songs for you in just a few days! Am going to Astroworld with George this weekend! Will post pics. I haven't been to an amusement park in at least a decade! :)
Consequences are just that, concequences. If I want to delivery drive with no insurance, no title, and no Texas license, there are just consequences. Jail. Black guys. Dominoes. The holy Bible. I don't understand why the only piece of literature they give you in jail is a bible. There is not one fucking black guy in that damn book. Talk about missing your demographic. On long stints in the pokey I like to pretend that Jesus was really a black woman. It makes my betime reading so much more enjoyable.
You're wondering what I get sent to jail for anyway. Suprise! See, it's all voluntary. I fucking call in and schedule my jail time. You won't beleive this but you pay off $150.00 a day lounging in jail. Here's how it goes. You get pulled over for these 'crimes' . . . they are not moving violations. You get pulled over and the cop issues you the tickets and then you jauntily wave farewell and drive on down the road . . . still without insurance, title or license. Go before the judge and it's 50-50 if the cop will even show. Good odds right there. If he does show you plead guilty, and the judge asks you how much you will pay today, to which you respond 'not a fucking dime', sign a few forms, leave the courthouse and jump back in your car to drive home and watch Blossom reruns. It's just that simple folks.
God bless the slow ass backlogged bureaucracy we have in our criminal justice system today. It keeps me in good stead. I get free food, room and board, I get to expand my social network, and there's plenty of bible study time with sweet baby Jesus, Ms. Halle Berry.
That's the title of my new book, Going Into Debt, Working!
Just consequences. Consequences then nothing. Nothing. "I am a professional stock broker. I moved this guys money around to make more money for my whole life." Wow. What a thrilling existance. I painted.
Goddamit! Life is pointless. You know how I know life is pointless? Cause I am so fucking bored in this existance, that I actually wrote this set out to say to you to make you laugh. Which in turn makes me laugh.
Where did laughing come from? Besides crying, laughter seems to be one of the most innate human emmotions. I imagine laughter originated out of two cavemen hunting a triceritops and the dinosaur leaps out from a bush and completley devours one of the cavemen. The other just starts laughing because first, that wasn't him getting scarfed, but second and most importanintly, laughing is the only thing that keeps the caveman sane at this perticular moment. Hmm . . . investment banker. Other pointless jobs . . . comedy performer. As a comedy performer ones goal, I guess, is to get laughs. Apperently, people these days need a laughing time. You pay money, come into this room and tell yourself "This is gonna be some funny shit!" and prime your brain for laughing time. Okay ready? Penis penis penis! Cock and balls! Moist! Betty Crocker! One Life To Live! Scrabble on acid. Reading the phone book backward while hanging by sixteen foot rusty leg irons over the Atlantic ocean.
Sing some rap.
Did they cancel American Idol? Cause that show gave me so much good material. Ruben Studdard where are you? Did Clay Aiken go back to working at the YMCA or Boys Club that he was dregged from? That would be cool if you were a kid at the day camp he worked at and he had like tought you to play air hockey or something.
I hate to talk about TV in my act because we all know tv is stupid. I mean tv shows are specifically made to keep you watching until the next commercial. When the dude invented the tv he didn't think "Wow! Now we can tell stories to one another and learn and grow and become a better species with this thing I just invented which I will call a tee vee." No he thought, "Damn, I can make people buy stuff if I show them certain pictures and make them think they need things. But they will get bored. Well, we will show them these commercials every fifteen minuites but what will we put in between them? Hmm. That's a tough one. We don't want them seeing anything that might stimulate their brain and create an imputus toward them thinking free thoughts of their own volition, or heavan forbid, that they turn off the tv! No, we must tailor this filler, filler that we will call shows, to make them think the people and situations on these shows are in a large way relevant or perhaps even a disireable way of life for our tee vee watchers- even if these realities are a false, completely empty road of superfluicity and vapidness."
Yes, that's what the dude who invented the tee vee thought after he first plugged that bitch in the wall. Money, money, money.
Got four hours sleep last night and got up and went to a fucking mall in northwest Houston to rendevous with my kid. My sister and I then spent a wonderful Sunday with George eating and drinking, hitting the Half Price Books, swimming in the rain and seeing Napoleon Dynamite. Life is back to the happy spectrum. Strange unidentified triangles are being reported throughout the earths aerial hemispheres as of late.
Getting a new batch of songs ready for next Monday, apologize for missing this past Monday. I am finishing final tracking and mastering down of at least three new songs for you in just a few days! Am going to Astroworld with George this weekend! Will post pics. I haven't been to an amusement park in at least a decade! :)
