Monday, June 28, 2004
The Supreme Court rules in favor of liberty
Have to admit, the recent impotence of the Supreme Court has been scary. They said they couldn't rule on the 'under god' part of the pledge of allegiance, 'cause the Dad wasn't the custodial parent, even tho he gets his kid ten days a month. They recently also dodged the disclosure of Cheneys' energy task force documents, saying that a person could go to the appeals court to un-block the disclosure. Ack! Thanks!
Well today people, they actually got some balls and ruled in favor of justice. All 'enemy combatants' as declared by G.W. Bush (understand that until this ruling, Bush could have declared John Kerry an 'enemy combatant', or for that fact you or I, and whisk that person away into ghost-prisoner land, run by the cheeky Donald Rumsfeld); now these people have a chance to go in front of a US court and contest their case. Also understand, the Constitution does not limit its rights to just 'US citizens', but to all people on Earth. This is where Bush and Co. got fucked. If the court had ruled against, we would have been living under a literal dictatorship.
And Bush hates Cuba, yeah right.
Of course, the justices were not all in agreeance in respect to the rulings. There are definitely some evil fucks sitting on the Supreme Court and these vermin have no term limits. Clarence 'pubic hair' Thomas voted in favor of the administration across the board. Thanks, Clarence. It's reassuring that you won't mind when the secret police come to snatch you away in the night.
There are many local elections deciding who sits in the Congress and Senate, and most people tend to blow these off, and to only fixate on the horse race that is the presidential election. Figure out who is serving you in your congressional district and you'll probably realize the prick has nothing in common with you or anyone else you know. These people live in a fantasy Federal world. Health care? They all get it as part of their job package. And what do you get? Squat.
But at least for one day, we can hold our head high and say, "Damn, the Supreme Court isn't just a bunch of douchebags."
And isn't that comforting?
Well today people, they actually got some balls and ruled in favor of justice. All 'enemy combatants' as declared by G.W. Bush (understand that until this ruling, Bush could have declared John Kerry an 'enemy combatant', or for that fact you or I, and whisk that person away into ghost-prisoner land, run by the cheeky Donald Rumsfeld); now these people have a chance to go in front of a US court and contest their case. Also understand, the Constitution does not limit its rights to just 'US citizens', but to all people on Earth. This is where Bush and Co. got fucked. If the court had ruled against, we would have been living under a literal dictatorship.
And Bush hates Cuba, yeah right.
Of course, the justices were not all in agreeance in respect to the rulings. There are definitely some evil fucks sitting on the Supreme Court and these vermin have no term limits. Clarence 'pubic hair' Thomas voted in favor of the administration across the board. Thanks, Clarence. It's reassuring that you won't mind when the secret police come to snatch you away in the night.
There are many local elections deciding who sits in the Congress and Senate, and most people tend to blow these off, and to only fixate on the horse race that is the presidential election. Figure out who is serving you in your congressional district and you'll probably realize the prick has nothing in common with you or anyone else you know. These people live in a fantasy Federal world. Health care? They all get it as part of their job package. And what do you get? Squat.
But at least for one day, we can hold our head high and say, "Damn, the Supreme Court isn't just a bunch of douchebags."
And isn't that comforting?
Saturday, June 26, 2004
But officer, I own that monkey
Hi kids! There will be a new song up by Monday. Heck, maybe even two new songs :) What the hell! Am very eager to get The Concept Of Love out the door, but don't want to spoil it for you with to many teasers. After that, Pseudo Menudo will rock, there is so much material it's overwhelming at times, even though most of the masters were taken hostage to Mexico.
Sir Pat and Tara are moving to Druggachusettes? Good. Leaving PHX is the only way to grow. Unless you're Ryan, then you just tour! Has anyone caught Fahrenheit 911 yet? Seeing it Sunday morning, it's tough, gonna miss church and all, but couldn't be more excited. *Any film reviews of the flick would be great.*
So the comets haven't hit yet . . . hmmm, a very slick disinformation campaign Aussie Bloke had going there. Never could've imagined Whisky Dick was such an island hopper. They make them island girls THICK, unless you're Ann Coulter. Ann Coulter juxtaposed against horse tranquilizers. Mmmm . . .
Jeremy Yocum, your artwork is the most colorful and vibrant by far going today. The art makes one happy as if you were viewing a nature scene, but they all (mostly) deal with caricatures/caricreatures? Excellent stuff, keep at it!
While David Lee Roth is training to be an EMT, ADC just keeps pumping out more songs . . . by Monday morning, more tuneage! Promise!
Recommend you all get to farkin' while the farkin's good. Hit up fark.com, create an account, and as our 'moral high ground' vice president is wont to say, "Fark-off!"
See you in the posts as aquanaut!
Sir Pat and Tara are moving to Druggachusettes? Good. Leaving PHX is the only way to grow. Unless you're Ryan, then you just tour! Has anyone caught Fahrenheit 911 yet? Seeing it Sunday morning, it's tough, gonna miss church and all, but couldn't be more excited. *Any film reviews of the flick would be great.*
So the comets haven't hit yet . . . hmmm, a very slick disinformation campaign Aussie Bloke had going there. Never could've imagined Whisky Dick was such an island hopper. They make them island girls THICK, unless you're Ann Coulter. Ann Coulter juxtaposed against horse tranquilizers. Mmmm . . .
Jeremy Yocum, your artwork is the most colorful and vibrant by far going today. The art makes one happy as if you were viewing a nature scene, but they all (mostly) deal with caricatures/caricreatures? Excellent stuff, keep at it!
While David Lee Roth is training to be an EMT, ADC just keeps pumping out more songs . . . by Monday morning, more tuneage! Promise!
Recommend you all get to farkin' while the farkin's good. Hit up fark.com, create an account, and as our 'moral high ground' vice president is wont to say, "Fark-off!"
See you in the posts as aquanaut!
Friday, June 18, 2004
It's been fun . . .
Are we all going to die this coming week? If you beleive Aussie Bloke, you betcha. This is either a damn good hoax, or our species' ticket is about to get punched. Has anyone else noticed the stars look very strange as of late? And what's with all the worlds major super-powers shipping out from port in June? Search the web for 'Aussie Bloke' and post your opinion.
Death would be a bummer, as the new ADC album is about to come out. Maybe we don't need nuclear bombs? Mother nature has it all covered.
Death would be a bummer, as the new ADC album is about to come out. Maybe we don't need nuclear bombs? Mother nature has it all covered.
Monday, June 14, 2004
For you
Ladies and germs, the hit single, Nuclear Bomb will be avalible for your listening pleasure within the next 24 hours. Are you prepared? The wait is over! If you dig this tune, get ready for The Concept Of Love on August 5.
Nice Dog Studios is located convinently next to a cornerstore. It would be quite easy to record the bums arguing outside, as they are already bleeding into the mics. Supergluing the coin slots shut on the payphones might deter junkies from squabbling incessantly while waiting for thier score. The nice chinese man that runs the place will give you free cigarettes once every blue moon, but he still probably sells guns and crack to little children on the side. Hard to tell. Check out the music section for the link to Nuclear Bomb!
Nice Dog Studios is located convinently next to a cornerstore. It would be quite easy to record the bums arguing outside, as they are already bleeding into the mics. Supergluing the coin slots shut on the payphones might deter junkies from squabbling incessantly while waiting for thier score. The nice chinese man that runs the place will give you free cigarettes once every blue moon, but he still probably sells guns and crack to little children on the side. Hard to tell. Check out the music section for the link to Nuclear Bomb!
Sunday, June 13, 2004
have you ever seen the rain?
Hello, and welcome to the official Aquanaut Drinks Coffee website. Glad you could make it.
This webpage will be your link to all things Aquanaut. Today, it is raining in Houston, TX, but that's no problem. It will help to reduce the noise pollution that is generated whilst recording music in an apartment. This might not make sense to you, but here's what's scheduled tonight at ol' Nice Dog Studios:
1. George W. Bush's most recent dialog with the white house press corp will be edited onto the bridge built fot it, 4/5ths of the way through the 90% completed song entitled, Vote!
2. A final mix of will be cut of Vote!
3. Hope the power holds- that was some LOUD lightning!
4. Begin work on one of three songs: You're The One, Again And Again, or, Letting Go. Spin the dradle to decide which.
All of these songs will be on the upcoming album, which, incidentally is entitled The Concept Of Love. This album will be released on August 5. The Concept Of Love will be avalible exclusivley here at aquanautdrinkscoffee.com. Reading between the lines, you might infer that exclusivley could also mean ONLY, and your inference would be correct. ADC writes, records, and produces their own music specifically for YOU the listener and not for a mass market mentality that is as pretentious as it is fabricated.
Screw the record labels- we are the record label.
This Fall you will be treated with Psuedo Menudo, Aquanaut's dizzying compilation of unreleased material, which at this point, may well require 2 disks. After that, and throughout the Spring of 05 we will be re-releasing the first two albums, String Beans, and our sophmore effort, Dean.
These disks will have ALL of the original songs and tons of archival material, plus each will contain a companion DVD with a complete live concert.
Sound exciting? We think so too!
That's it for now. In a few days a new song off The Concept Of Love will be up for your listening pleasure. Be sure to check in at ironlemon.com to keep tabs on Ryan's continent-eclipsing road saga, playing in Ruben's Accomplice.
This webpage will be your link to all things Aquanaut. Today, it is raining in Houston, TX, but that's no problem. It will help to reduce the noise pollution that is generated whilst recording music in an apartment. This might not make sense to you, but here's what's scheduled tonight at ol' Nice Dog Studios:
1. George W. Bush's most recent dialog with the white house press corp will be edited onto the bridge built fot it, 4/5ths of the way through the 90% completed song entitled, Vote!
2. A final mix of will be cut of Vote!
3. Hope the power holds- that was some LOUD lightning!
4. Begin work on one of three songs: You're The One, Again And Again, or, Letting Go. Spin the dradle to decide which.
All of these songs will be on the upcoming album, which, incidentally is entitled The Concept Of Love. This album will be released on August 5. The Concept Of Love will be avalible exclusivley here at aquanautdrinkscoffee.com. Reading between the lines, you might infer that exclusivley could also mean ONLY, and your inference would be correct. ADC writes, records, and produces their own music specifically for YOU the listener and not for a mass market mentality that is as pretentious as it is fabricated.
Screw the record labels- we are the record label.
This Fall you will be treated with Psuedo Menudo, Aquanaut's dizzying compilation of unreleased material, which at this point, may well require 2 disks. After that, and throughout the Spring of 05 we will be re-releasing the first two albums, String Beans, and our sophmore effort, Dean.
These disks will have ALL of the original songs and tons of archival material, plus each will contain a companion DVD with a complete live concert.
Sound exciting? We think so too!
That's it for now. In a few days a new song off The Concept Of Love will be up for your listening pleasure. Be sure to check in at ironlemon.com to keep tabs on Ryan's continent-eclipsing road saga, playing in Ruben's Accomplice.
Thursday, June 10, 2004
hello world
hi it's great to be up on the internet
hi
Hello. This is the new Aquanaut Drinks Coffee website. It has been changed into a blog. Larry will be presiding over this website's activities. It's pretty bare bones right now, but don't worry. There's more on the way.
