Friday, October 08, 2004

Foreign Methods 

Okay, I'm gonna try and blog for real, but my life is not as exciting as one might imagine. But maybe that's the kick of a blog, so I will try. Anyone out there- please flood Cougars UK and tell Pete Cougar we all NEED more of his trademark comic, The Invisibles!


Your Texas Sucks Ass And Is Full Of Crazy People true-2-life tale for the day.

The new songs should be up ASAP, we are experiencing technical difficulties.
I always wanted to say that. I am feeling lately that Ryan, Pete, and I should get together and rerelease String Beans, the 1st Aquanaut album. Free, of course, on this site. But there is alot of work to do. There are demos to include in the package that need to be collated, there is visual material to get together, and we all live in diffrent states literally, and of mind. Most of all, I want to see if we can stream, or just have for download, the video-taped concerts we have locked away. Let's be honest, I see enough video streaming through Quicktime on some sixteen year-olds porno site to know it can't be that hard to get up on the net. Ryan has even mentioned a streaming radio station of ADC. That would be cool, but I think it would be awesome if we made a free web radio station of ADC but also a mix of all the unique and wonderful bands and talents that came out of Arizona, and for the most part that we all still have amicable relations with, and most are still making music. Just a thought. Hey- this is a blog here!
DOH!
Comment if anyone else thinks this sounds interesting, cause I do. I would love to hear a web radio station of me and all my friends' bands. The REAL music that isn't- and won't ever- get signed. Remember, Voltron was comprised of five independant lions that acted in concert to defeat some of the baddest robeasts ever unleashed in the galaxy!



----------->>> WARNING <<<-------------- Politics ahead. Detour at your leasure. I feel Bush is going to get his ass handed to him on a silver platter tonight. With the lackluster unemployment rate and the recent admissions by Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Bremmer, and such: admitting to no WMD in Iraq, admitting to no exit plan, compounded by the simple fact that Bush is a chimp; all these forces could very likley react and create a poisonous and volitile environment for Chimpy McStupid in the debate tonight! I think maybe the boner that jocks get over the superbowl is probably equivalent to the excitement I feel leading up to tonights debate. Kerry is not only gonna put Bush to the ropes, he's gonna throw him out of the ring. At least, he better! *fingers crossed*



My two new favorite sites for news and/or editorial perspective are commondreams.org and TomPaine.com Great articles there.
Did anyone check out the Meat Puppets site? Boy, I listen to a different show every night. And I sheepishly admit to basically streaming Frank Zappa bootlegs the entire time I am ever logged onto my computer, that is unless im fragging it up in Urban Terror.
WhiskeyDick, are you out there? I need spiritual support! Please post your blogs' web adress in the comments so I can read about your explicit adventures with Mr. Giggles and Ann Coulter.
I have lost the link.
It's so much fun being thirty now. I can just tell people, "Fuck you, I'm thirty, gimme the cigarettes." And if they still refuse, I show them my grey hair. "Look at my grey hair! You think I'm twenty years old!?!" What am I, Holden Caufield or something? I want my grey hair to come in like Mr. Fantastic.
And you don't care.
Does anyone else dispise the fact that you legally need ID at all times or you could be charged as vagrant? The spirit of Jack Kerouac cries out, innocent and alone.



Okay, two hours and forty-five minutes till the debate. Hotcha!
Until then, we can listen to REM's new single, Leaving New York and/or John Fogerty's Deja Vu All Over Again.
For each of the previous debates I have roasted, solemly, a ceremonial chicken along with some green beans or dirty rice, depending on my political palette at the time. After rubbing the deceased fowl with Emrils custom poultry minced herb-dust, I put the bird in the oven as so it would be finished at exactly halfway through the debate, give or take a few minutes, the Jehova's Witnesses might show up or something.
But tonight, I am forgoing the chicken- but I just don't know what to substitute for it. I want a dish that is meaty, I know that right off the bat, there's gonna be something dead on my plate tonight; but do I want something fiery in my gullet for when Kerry tap dances on Bush's monkey face, or perhaps something more rich, like beans or a potato salad? Perhaps even tuna?
No.
Well, a big flank of a tuna fish to fry would be great, but no tuna out of a can, I'm not making a salad.
Hmmm.
If anyone has any good ideas or suggestions, I'm all ears.
*looks at watch*
I want to make Mexican food. But I don't feel intellectually that Mexican food will satisfy my lust for a solid, deep seated fullness after my meal, the same feeling I wish to be basking in after the verbal swordfight that awaits me in one hour and twenty minutes.
*rubs hands*
*snickers*



I am listening to the Meat Puppets live in '85 off that site I have linked above. I love the Puppets. Is there any music out there I have to listen to and am missing? I know there is . . . friends, family, countrymen and countrywomen, and foreigners alike please comment and tell me if I am missing something vital- oh, wait I forgot, it's Negativland!
The real dynamic tonight will be the, I believe, the stand-up/town-hall type feel to this debate. If the canidates accept (which I doubt) non-scripted questions from the audience, we could see some fireworks.
Well, I might totally change gears here folks, I might be leaning toward a pasta dish with a thick meat sauce. I don't know what this means politically, but it could be importaint in the swing states.
Okay all, best of luck, I am primed, I am focused.
This debate could seal the deal.
"John Kerry, I call upon you, stand up to this arrogant, fratboy, fucktard and bring thy people home!"


Comments:
Thanks for the plug for The Invisibles. Its the grass roots people such as yourself that make such a big difference in the comics industry.

I am all for re-releasing String Beans... but I was thinking maybe we could release it with Alvin and the Chipmunk like vocals... just to keep it fresh. I have a copy of "Chipmunk Punk" and I gotta say it really moves me.

Sadly we all know now that W did better at the debate than we all would have liked. Though I have heard a rumour from a number of sources that he was being fed answers through an ear piece. Please God let it be true and please God let the story break through any other newsource than CBS.

LARRY!! Email me your address you ass clown! I have a care package for you goddamnit!
 
More posts to come as soon as I can get a handle on my fucking love for the law. I have some good shit to post, I'm having trouble with my h/p digital camera though. Life with Jay Mascus Thurston and Kim up here in MA. Fuggin great. Tommorow night I'm having dinner with Cardinal Law, Hopefully I'll get a handjob out of it or at least get Hollis into the alterboys. I can not say for sure if Kerry beat Bush but he looked pretty good. Get all you to a polling booth on NOV. 2nd and vote out all incumbants!!!! including of coarse, Chimp, prick and the lot. Did you hear? Karl Rove went before an investigative comittee concerning the leak to Bob the Fuck Fuck Novak. I would like to see him hang for treason on that one.
 
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